I have NO idea why this is funny to me.  None, what so ever.  I think it has A LOT to do with the fact that it's almost six in the morning.  Anyway, I LOL'd (quite a bit actually.)  But it's going under a LJ CUT!  Because it might offend people with diabties?  I HAVE NO CLUE.

I am still trying to make up from that John Denver joke and I don't know ( Read more... )

Paddington Bear:  Giant Douche Bag Eco-Terrorist.

MILFORD, N.H. -- A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths. Of trout, that is. State officials say a teddy bear dropped into a pool at a Fish and Game Department hatchery earlier this month clogged a drain. The clog blocked the flow of oxygen to the pool and suffocated the fish.

"RELEASE OF ANY ( Read more... )